Me: “Sleepy… Happy… Bashful… Doc… God I can’t remember…”
David: “Sneezy, I remember there is a sneezy in there.”
Me: “Yes! Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful… and Doc. Jesus there’s two more. Sleepy Happy… Sneezy… OH! DUMPY AND GROPEY!”
David: “::laughs:: WHAT?”
Me: Wait no! Grumpy and Dopey! Grumpy and Dopey!”
-Me, to David
Hey Jube
A collection of things we have heard at parties, or otherwise. You know… for posterity. >:]
Friday, August 20, 2010
Heidi – Christians and Ham
Heidi: “It’s too spicy..”
Megan: What? It’s just like my grandmother used to make.”
Me: “I somehow don’t think your grandmother used a lot of habanero hot sauce…”
Megan: “You didn’t know my grandmother.”
Heidi: “Yeah well, my grandmother was a Christian, so she only made ham okay?”
-Heidi, to David, Megan and myself.
Megan: What? It’s just like my grandmother used to make.”
Me: “I somehow don’t think your grandmother used a lot of habanero hot sauce…”
Megan: “You didn’t know my grandmother.”
Heidi: “Yeah well, my grandmother was a Christian, so she only made ham okay?”
-Heidi, to David, Megan and myself.
Jube – Papa John
“Have a smoke with Papa John!
C’mon lassie…
I’m not paying you to sit around!
Drop the glass, and come have a smoke with Papi.
There are eggs in my glass… like EGG NOG!
Or Bean Sake… no, like the Japanese drink dammit!”
-Jube, to Heidi
C’mon lassie…
I’m not paying you to sit around!
Drop the glass, and come have a smoke with Papi.
There are eggs in my glass… like EGG NOG!
Or Bean Sake… no, like the Japanese drink dammit!”
-Jube, to Heidi
Jube – Drive the Truck
“Drive the truck faster David!
Avoid the chicken to your left…
::he makes a tires squealing and car crashing noise::
Run free!
Various auto parts, air fresheners, Native Americans…
…Turkeys…
Spaghetti volcano, fountain of gravy, potato chip tornado…
Weeeeenieeeeee…”
- Jube, soliloquizing to the general population of the room
(It should also be noted that we were stationary at a basement party when he said this)
Avoid the chicken to your left…
::he makes a tires squealing and car crashing noise::
Run free!
Various auto parts, air fresheners, Native Americans…
…Turkeys…
Spaghetti volcano, fountain of gravy, potato chip tornado…
Weeeeenieeeeee…”
- Jube, soliloquizing to the general population of the room
(It should also be noted that we were stationary at a basement party when he said this)
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