Heidi – Christians and Ham

Heidi: “It’s too spicy..”
Megan: What? It’s just like my grandmother used to make.”
Me: “I somehow don’t think your grandmother used a lot of habanero hot sauce…”
Megan: “You didn’t know my grandmother.”
Heidi: “Yeah well, my grandmother was a Christian, so she only made ham okay?”

-Heidi, to David, Megan and myself.