“Drive the truck faster David!
Avoid the chicken to your left…
::he makes a tires squealing and car crashing noise::
Run free!
Various auto parts, air fresheners, Native Americans…
…Turkeys…
Spaghetti volcano, fountain of gravy, potato chip tornado…
Weeeeenieeeeee…”
- Jube, soliloquizing to the general population of the room
(It should also be noted that we were stationary at a basement party when he said this)
Haha I forgot about the "avoid the chicken to your left!" :D
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